Indoor soccer gets the STAXUS treatment, as director John Smith takes a bevy of the best players on the books to the local sports-hall for a much needed kick around. Except, of course, football’s pretty much the last thing on the mind of these horned-up buddies; as the likes of Orri Gaul, Rudy Stone and Max Grey quickly strip out of their kits to savour the hard delights that only a twink in full rut can give.
